Sick

Reader's woke up this morning feeling dizzy and sick. I'd not even been out on the pop the night before. I feel rubbish today.

Slurp

This dude enjoys slurping his tea just like me. It's cold at my end I've pulled on a jumper and scarf combo. kettle on.

Ballet?

Here is a working man who on his time out has digested on dvd Billy Elliot. He felt inspired to pull on some of his own tights and perform 24 / 7. Reet kettle on. We Continue.

Power Lifting

Here reader's two super keen Power Lifter's show off there lifting skills and power. For me I need to lift another brew, and reach for a snack I'm hungry.  

Stack It, Ave It.

Build it they will come; Build on what You do; they will buy into it. Build and wow them. Build and entertain them. Build in an honest way and Build better than the next builder. Just carry on.

words; Al heighton 24th of Feb 2009.

Broken Smile

This little illustration / illumination is for the lady with the broken smile. I'm sure you'll find it again. Meanwhile I've had a haircut I've reached an age my hair is slightly receding I'm sure I've got forehead issues going on aside from the creases on it.

Sunday Neet.

How did it get to Sunday night so quick again. More dancing on Ice sat with a brew thinking about the next doodle at the back of my mind.  I've read the papers briefly I've done riding my bike briefly. We Continue.

Lee Wareing

Congrats to Lee Wareing who has won the limited edition screenprint by myself up for grabs from Thunderchunky. see www.thunderchunky.co.uk

Papering

Here is part of an image I've drawn up sat with a brew listening to music. Hope you like it.

Been To Specsavers

Last night I watched the Brit awards and was taken with Take that flying onto the stage on a UFO not on a plane or zepplin balloon. I bet Robbie Williams even noted this UFO. All the lads had clearly been to specsavers aswell.

No Kissing Zone

Watch out if you like Kissing and your at Warrington Bank Quay station. For under new rules couples will be forbidden from expressing their love in front of the building and asked to take it into a designated Kissing zone. Well at my end I've not been caught out kissing any ladies for a long, long time.

Rainy Day

There's no snow or ice today weather wise; just rain and drizzle. Nothing major to report at my end. Perfect day to stop indoors, doodle and think. kettle on. Maybe just sit in the house in a High-Vis jacket for the sake of it, perhaps.

Tell Me Have You Seen It?

Ok Readers it made the front page of today's Guardian which reported about the theft of Lance Armstrong's bike on the tour of California. Tomorrow check the back page of the Guardian sports section for my footy illustration involving a throwback manager on the lash! Today one of the houses in my street had a kitchen fire; the women were all out in the street the moment the fire crew arrived. That never happens when I leave on my bike in lycra.

Half Term?

Today I've been on my travels, the trains were crawling with young parents taking the kids out for the day. I was stood in the end of the train carriage minding my own business I had a toddler wonder up to me to say hello. At least that chap was happier than the dude who sold me my cup of tea at the train station.

Thigh Issue

Today I went shopping and got me some new jeans on my travels. But I had some jean fitting issues in the thigh areas which has come about from the cycling. The waistline has stayed the same it's just the thighs. Dammit if I struggled a little, Mr Chris Hoy will struggle devo. 

Romance Eh?

Well it's Valentine's day; the postman has been, just a letter from the bank at this end with No hearts or kisses from the bank manager or gossip on how Howard is doing now out the public eye. Howard I've not forgotten you. No gifts nowt at this end. What did you get readers emails to the usual address. Emails from single ladies welcome.

Lipstick Sculpture

Yesterday I was taken by Micro Sculptor Willard Wigan who was showing his lipstick likenesses of Angelina and Brad Pitt. The 9mm x 4mm works are being auctioned for a cancer charity. These are two likenesses I carved out of lipstick they are two dudes from Donny.

Win A Print Over At www.thunderchunky.co.uk

Ok Readers there is chance to win a limited edition print by me signed and numbered over at www.thunderchunky.co.uk I think you have to write summet funny and the winner is chosen randomly; Good luck. Won by Lee Wareing on the 18th of Feb 2009.

Removal

Another day another dollar and Barry the removal man larks about on another gig moving people's stuff. He is a dab hand at balancing fine china on his hands, head and feet. And he never misses a tea break folks.

Change 4

Following the recent government get fit campaign; why not try balancing a tea cup in one hand then lunge to one side, repeat once more before making a bid to the kitchen and retrieve some biscuits or cook a burger or two. It is optional to do your workout with a pink dog.

Lurve

Ok readers just ahead of Valentines day here are two mice who are made for one another it's lurve for sure. Reet now kettle on and I need some food. On valentines myself I'll be out on my bike there are no romantic plans at this end reader's none at all.

It's Not Me It's You

Readers here is Larry Allen just hanging around in the Letter "L", like you do. I got soaked out on my bike today and it was freezing cold. But fear not having got washed up and changed up Kettle on quick Brew I'm alreet. We Continue.

LumberJack

To build on last weeks outdoor theme of Fishing; this is my lumberjack complete with a brew. Now that I've drawn his shirt I want one myself. When I get a spare moment I shall digest "the Left bank Gang" by Jason. I'm loving the artwork in this gem.

Wizard

Here is my wizard creating spells and illusions. Outside the snow is melting but I've still got the heater cranked up. Kettle on.

Let It Snow

Yep at my part of the world the snow certainly came down again covering the roadways. It's another stop indoor's kinda of day by the fire and computer with plenty of hot drinks for sure. Any how need to crack on.

More Snow

Well first thing; out on the bike a rat jumped out and scared me. It caught me off guard with its sudden leap out the bush routine!!. This evening I rode my bike while the snow came down; I'm sure Lance Armstrong would have given me the nod for toughing it out today. Tomoz the country will be on the skids again; you read it here first. The snow keeps on coming down.

Fresh Out

It's been a long day readers; I am indeed shattered, I think todays highlight's were devouring my breakfast and lunch and thinking about thinking.I had crumpets tonight you just don't get updates like this on Twitter, Proper comfort food eh "Crumpets and Jam?" reet kettle on. I just hope we are done with the snow and ice for a bit.

Bite Back?

A bit more of my handwriting skills. Bite back readers at the credit crunch then the cold and then some. If your cheeky email me if you want one of my New postcards that I shall be sending out soon.

Pass The Salt

The bad weather continues big time, council's are running out of salt for the roads. I've braved a brief trip to Stockport. The snow was coming down thick and fast; thank goodness the train got through and you could get a brew on the train. Now back home kettle on.

3 Dudes

Here is summet that got drawn up 3 dudes who love each other and a brew. Oh and a comic now and again. Plus lots of snacks to give hunger a kick in the pants.

Fishing

Here is a dapper looking Angler in all his apparel complete with his fishing satchel. I used to do a lot of fishing in my youth. Lots along with drawing lots. Best thing about go fishing is being close to nature and having a flask of tea to hand.

So Cold Sir

On my travels to the Post office today I saw one old chap light up his cigarette and I swear the flame on his lighter froze; its cold reader's. I'm sure Donny has some climate thing going on that the official's need to have a meeting about.

Plenty Of Ice

Its just all ice; slips and trips outdoors. It's better indoors doodling and having warm drinks listening to music. We continue.

Dapper Dude!

Oh Yes there's Snow outside up and down the country airports closed, schools closed, roads closed, the shops there just boarded up [credit crunch], the railways closed, buses are not moving. Yep the country is on a Snow Day. Sledge out, gloves on scarf on. Or stop in Kettle on.

Mouse Eats

This mouse is eating some haddock in a sauce which has sailed out of a freezer after some defrosting. I just read a graphic novel "Paul goes Fishing" by Michel Rabagliati I liked it the artwork it's very nice readers.

Polly?

Woke up mega early today. I went to bed early door after my bike ride finished me off for the afternoon and evening. I've already digested the papers whilst most sleep in. Done tea, crumpets with jam. Now the tinternet. Kettle on it's the 1st of Feb 09!