Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Sunday, 28 December 2008
Tomorrow I'm off to Chester for two days for a Birthday party. Dan Clarke turns 30 he used to do all my cooking at uni and take my underpants out the washing machine and make me cups of tea. At the moment I wash my own underpants there's No lady in my life. I still cannot cook much except ropey scrambled egg. I make the cups of tea in a great collection of ceramic mugs. It's set to be a good couple of days in Hollyoak Country for this celebration; I myself will keep my eyes peeled for any footballer WAG's and perhaps con Dan into buying the tea at least once.
Friday, 26 December 2008
Readers I got a new Flat cap, the Parky biography lots of smelly stuff, a tour de france book which Lance Armstrong features in heavily, a couple of cd's to play in the background and sing to. One of which I can bust the chris martin moves to. There was No lego or Beano annual for me. Well the Sales are Now on enjoy them. For me it's a bike ride on the cards for today.
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
Monday, 22 December 2008
So I took a hike to my local bakery on the search for lunch and on offering the lady my 10 pound note in these credit crunch times to pay for my sarnie; I had a flash of inspiration to do this doodle. Whilst listening to the best of Stereophonics in a navy tee whilst doing a funny accent and sneezing and tapping my foot singing I've completed my doodle.
The other morning I spotted a Fox on the road whilst I was out on my bike. Plus a few drivers swerving about who probably shouldn't have been on the road. I've finally won again another runny nose and cold. Plenty of hot drinks for me then on the cards. Good times its christmas this week everyone in reminding me.
Saturday, 20 December 2008
Readers I battled an evil cross wind last night on my bike ride in the dark. But have you see Evander Holyfield 46 years old is fighting the tallest heaviest boxer Russia's Nikolai Valuev that dude is big. Real Big. Finally I've won another runny nose and cold combo nice. I need a brew.
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
Readers the fantastic lingerie label Lascivious has repeated its playing card project. I have a card in that pack of cards. Second time round my artwork is a bit toned down. I remember first time round they could not hang my work in the exhibtion cos it was deemed too rude. But check that pack of cards out visit www.lascivious.co.uk plus check the photos of ladies in there smalls.
Readers I had a birthday card drop through the letterbox today with this photo attached. Spot this illustrator on the left with his old mate Owain Millard on the right with a Tardis in the background which was in his garden. Many thanks for this cos a tear rolled down my face seeing this. They were good times back then. Thanks
Monday, 15 December 2008
Readers I've woke up on my birthday I've gone all grey at the temples I've suddenly been able to recite fine wine and cheese dialogue and developed a hunger to make things with wood and nails and discuss power tools. Yep only I could be bought Lego and a Hungry Caterpillar mug for my birthday. Plus I got some aftershave which I'll not endorse on this blog but I smell nice. Thirty readers they tell me I don't look a day over 25.
Saturday, 13 December 2008
Thursday, 11 December 2008
Readers my mate Dom Trevett snapped my Xmas card I sent him partly hidden by a mug which has one of his maps on from his crazy bike tour. I still have some of them left to send out. If Your cheeky enough email me an address I'll mail you one.
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
Hi Vicky if you are a frequent visitor to my blog give us an email; I am Free and available on Monday the 15th of December when I turn 30 there are no plans in place. We can discuss the Beijing Olympics over a brew or two. You can make the cake I've heard you like baking cakes. You'll do for me. Well done for the Olympics lass.
Yesterday readers I played the role of tutor on my monday slot for the last time. It's been fun for the last few years working on the Applied Visual Practice module with third years; I wish the students at the university of Salford all the best in there third year "Get Grafting". Reet I need a brew "We Continue!"
Monday, 8 December 2008
Readers last week I had a parcel arrive from Japan this long sleeve top is available from www.graniph.com it has this Bananna dude sewn on the left. Readers this is a rare photo of me apparently I look more suave in real life. Take note ladies I'm still single.
Sunday, 7 December 2008
Saturday, 6 December 2008
Readers its all go at this end this week. I visited London checked the Kemistry gallery and the Francis Bacon paintings at the tate among other bits. I've discovered the hidden track on my new album; its a little gem. Anyhow I need to crack on lots to do. Im trying to dodge catching flu and the rest like the masses have as I type.
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
Readers check this dandy out on his old school bike. He's in a rush back to his pad "Chop,Chop kettle on". By eck its cold at my end my plan is to sit doodling by the heater, with plenty of hot drinks and vitamin c. I'm fearing I may catch cold.
Tuesday, 2 December 2008
Today I braved the cold again to trek over to Bolton where there was lots of snow. There was snowball fights and snowman construction taking place on them streets of Bolton. I got me a new album to listen to. Plus a new comic to read at some point in some free time at some point. Reet I need a brew and then need to do more stuff.